Where do we know you from?
Well nobody really knows who I am. If you’re expecting some impressive CV forget it because otherwise I wouldn’t be in this show. However, some may know me from other performances by Aleateia Theatre Group or Agamemnon by Anon or Mercury Fur by Unifaun theatre. Some may also know me from some TV drama appearances and others may have actually survived working with me on a number of other artistic projects.

How similar are you to your character?
Will you please stop making fun of me? I DO NOT have a character in this musical so this question is irrelevant. But yes I am a miscellaneous man too.
 

An experienced model and singer, Eliza’s theatre credits before being cast for the festival version of Porn the Musical included being principal girl in the MADC pantomime Sinbad the Tailor (MFCC).

When she performed in Porn the Musical Eliza was a vocalist for the band Tribali and reading Law at the University of Malta.

Theatre credits include: with the RSC: Anthony and Cleopatra, As You Like It, The Beggar’s Opera (Olivier nominated for Best Actor). For the National Theatre: Troilus and Cressida, The Merchant of Venice, Coriolanus, The Villain’s Opera, Candide. Other leading roles: Slaves (Theatre503), The Last South: Pursuit of the Pole (Theatre Royal, Bath), Nicholas de Jongh’s Plague Over England (Duchess Theatre), Jesus Christ Superstar (Lyceum Theatre), The Woman in White (Palace Theatre).

Film credits include: The Merchant of Venice (Trevor Nunn), Edgar Allen Poe: Tales of Mystery and Imagination (Phil Wilmott).

www.davidburt.webs.com
 

Where do we know you from?
I’m actually a classical baritone and have been studying with Mro. Brian Cefai for the last eight years. Two years ago I played the part of Sarastro in The Magic Flute at the Manoel Theatre.

How similar are you to your character?
The Italian accent perhaps! Actually there isn’t really any similarity between my character and Martin Scoresleazy – but having said that, I’m really enjoying it as I’m playing someone who’s totally different from me.
 

Training: KCTS in Woking and The Arts Educational School, where he received the Hammer-Smith Award for Best All Round Performer.

Theatre credits include: High Society (The Gate House Theatre), Broadway to West End (Theatre Royal, Drury Lane), West Side Story (UK national tour), Spamalot (Palace Theatre), Saucy Jack and the Space Vixens (Brighton Fringe), The Railway Children (Sevenoaks Playhouse), Tim and Scrooge (Criterion).

Recordings: Heavens Above, The Railway Children.

www.brendancull.com
 

Where do we know you from?
If you do know me, I’d be quite flattered actually... Singing is what you may have seen/heard me do. I’ve participated in 8 years of Voices concerts, used to sing in an a cappella quartet called Akaphellas and now sing in my band, Shilloo’s Tree, which you might have heard on the radio/TV/live. If you’re my neighbour, then I’m the annoying voice that you hear every time I have a shower.

How similar are you to your character?
A naive, wholesome young Maltese man who secretly yearns to become a pornographic actor... I was born to be Stefan! Except for the porn thingy, that is. In fact, Stefan is a guy who is generally content with his lot in life, but tries to improve things. He’s also quite shy, but can break out of his shell if the opportunity arises. I suppose I can identify with that quite a bit.

 

Where do we know you from?
While in Malta, I’ve mostly been playing a lot of live solo shows – just me and my guitar. When I'm in Canada, I pretty much do the same thing. Oh, people might also know me from Youtube, or from playing poker, or skating around the island at three in the morning, or maybe even from my website

How similar are you to your character?
Character? I'm playing a character? No one said anything about acting! I thought I was hired for my singing and my PHD.
 

Where do we know you from?
People may have seen pictures of me stuck on the back of a bus, pasted onto a billboard or published in a magazine, since I have been photo modelling for quite some time, compiling a substantial portfolio from local and also overseas engagements. Otherwise you might have heard my voice on the radio or during a concert or stage-show. Definitely one to mention would be my very first appearance before a large audience at the 2001 Heineken Jammin Festival, in which I had done the vocals for a song produced by the local duo U-Bahn. Being in the same changing room with artists such as Fragma and ATB was a dream come true. Other performances include Voices, singing Mozart’s Requiem in the enchanting Palermo cathedral with the Amadeus Chamber Choir, forming part of the Drama Centre Choir, being part of ActREACT’s AbbaEsque and also taking the lead role of Madonna in the musical produced by Loui Noir.

How similar are you to your character?
Would Zero fit in a scale of 1 to10? I would not be proud to sing “So young and yet so slutty” in my everyday life but that’s the whole thrill of it all. For me to be chosen as the baddie, or bitch, of the show, is an exciting challenge which I relish, because I have to adopt personality that is completely to mine. I hope you can still love me at the end of it all.

 

Theatre credits include: The Real Thing (MADC Playhouse), Cabaret (Manoel Theatre), A Chorus of Disapproval (St James Cavalier), Habeas Corpus (Manoel Theatre), The Merchant of Venice (San Anton), Cash on Delivery (Manoel Theatre), Audacity (St James Cavalier), The Rocky Horror Show (MFCC), Losing Louis (MADC Playhouse), Doubt (St James Cavalier), Alarms and Excursions (Manoel Theatre), Painting by Numbers (St James Cavalier) and The History Boys (Manoel Theatre). Malcolm has also played dame in the pantomimes Cinderella and Aladdin (both at the Manoel Theatre).

Film and television credits include: Helen of Troy (John Kent Harrison), Greek Gods and Goddesses: Jason and the Argonauts (BBC), The Miracles of Jesus (BBC), What We Did On Our Holiday (Jeremy Webb), Eichmann (Robert Young), Kryminalni (TVN – Poland), Carabinieri 7 (Mediaset – Italy), Nepobedimyy (Oleg Pogodin), The Lost Treasure of the Knights Templar III (Giacomo Campeotto), and Agora (Alejandro Amenabar).

Radio: Malcolm has presented radio programmes on the Maltese music stations Island Sound (1996 – 98), Bay Radio (1998 – 2008) and Xfm (2008 – present)
 

Training: The Arts Educational School (The youngest cast member that Porn the Musical has had to date, Sarah was still a student when she performed.)

Theatre credits include: Copacabana directed by Steven Paling and Spring Awakening at Malta’s St James Cavalier.

Singing credits include: Kander and Ebb Medley (Bloomsbury Theatre), representing Malta at the Junior Eurovision in 2004 (Norway), and being Diane Pilkington’s backing vocalist (Covent Garden).

Sarah also acted in a CNN advert that advertised Malta as a holiday destination.
 

Training: Laine Theatre Arts

Theatre credits include: Diamond (King’s Head), Aida (Royal Albert Hall), Little Shop of Horrors (Upstairs at the Gatehouse), Peter Pan (Bournmouth Pavilion).

Film and television credits include: The Kingdom of the Lost Skull (Gabriel Murray), Hotel Infinity (Working Title Films), Rendez Vous with D (University of London), Spotlight on Schools (BBC), Land Mines (BBC), Science in Action (BBC), Jude (Michael Winterbottom), No Sweat (BBC).

Radio: Princess Aria, C.S. Lewis (Audio Books USA).
 

Training: The Arts Educational School

Theatre credits include: Jersey Boys (Prince Edward Theatre), Gotta Sing, Gotta Dance! (UK national tour), Imagine This (Theatre Royal, Plymouth), Dirty Dancing Concert Tour (UK), Guys and Dolls (Piccadilly Theatre, London), Peter Pan (Wimbledon Theatre), Follies (Royal Theatre, Northampton), and was also cast in the original international tour of Mamma Mia!
 

Training: The Arts Educational School, Italia Conti Academy and National Youth Music Theatre Company.

Theatre credits include: Beauty and the Beast (UK national tour), South Pacific, Blood Brothers (Phoenix Theatre), The Brick By Brick By Bricusse (Workshop for Gillian Lynne), Ann Veronica (Theatre Museum), There Goes The Bride, ICHAOS (Greenwich Theatre), Dinner at Eight (rehearsed reading at Royal Saloon, Theatre Royal Drury Lane), Les Miserables (Palace Theatre), Anything Goes, Carousel, The Boyfriend, (all national tours). Sophia has also starred in the pantomimes Snow White, Cinderella, Aladdin and Mother Goose.

Television credits: Presenter on: Spin Spin Spin and Morning Chat (Friendly TV Sky Digital), Lydia Bennet in Red Dwarf (BBC2), numerous roles in Agony (Live TV) and Dream Team (Sky One).

Radio, opera and concert credits: Sunset Boulevard, South Pacific (both BBC Radio 2), William Tell (Royal Opera House) and The Adventures of Mr Broucek (ENO), Polliuto (Royal Festival Hall), Sydmonton Festival and Andrew Lloyd Webber’s 50th Birthday Celebrations (Royal Albert Hall and Channel 4).
 

Where do we know you from?
You might have seen me at: Teatru unplugged, Voices, singing around at hotels, bars, cafes, weddings, performing with Funkool (fusion band) or with the New Harmonics.

How similar are you to your character?
I’m also a hopeless romantic, although not quite a double D.