The Porn Musical: The Musical

The Musical

CHARACTERS

Martin Scoresleazy

Dr. Johnny Long

The Miscellaneous Man

CHARACTERS

	STEFAN BUGEJA
	The young hero of the story starts off naïve and endlessly optimistic. He goes off to America in search of freedom and finds much more than he bargained for. “All my world has gone insane So it’s time to catch that plane There is just one thing to do I must leave for some place new.” From ‘America’
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	SANDDY
	A young porn star with a very promising future. Known for her sweet personality as much as for her famous double-ds; Sanddy is also a hopeless romantic and is looking for her true love. “I want a gentleman who'd be kind and giving To love me and respect me for what I do for a living.” From ‘The Kind of Girl I am’
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	MARTIN SCORESLEAZY
	A sleazy porn director who still believes that he will one day produce a film of historic significance. Marvin would do anything to get what he wants. “Welcome to the world of porn Where all your weirdest fantasies come true. You can’t resist no matter what you do.” From ‘Welcome to the World of Porn’
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	DR. JOHNNY LONG
	The main stud in the studio, Dr Johnny is incredibly cool and confident. He instantly takes a liking to Stefan and decides to be his mentor in the world of porn. "I've got a Phd, The largest thing you’ll see I don’t exaggerate; It makes up half my weight." From ‘I've got a PhD’
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	JADE
	Stefan’s ex-girlfriend is young and slutty. Although she is not a porn star, her morals leave a lot to be desired for. “So young and yet so slutty; It’s tough to be that way. It’s tough to be the only bitch In this goddamn play.” From ‘The Song where Everyone Bitches’
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	THE MISCELLANEOUS MAN
	The show contains many small, dull and completely unmemorable characters that self-respecting actors usually go out of their way to avoid. The Miscellaneous Man plays them all. “My role's kind of shit, A cough and a spit Some comic relief and that's it” From ‘Plight of the Miscellaneous Man’
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	THE NARRATOR
	This guy narrates the story and is a general smart-arse. "You may or may not be relieved to know that in this story about the fascinating world of pornography, audience participation will not be encouraged." From Act 1, Scene 1
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