The young hero of the story starts off naïve and endlessly optimistic. He goes off to America in search of freedom and finds much more than he bargained for.
“All my world has gone insane
So it’s time to catch that plane
There is just one thing to do
I must leave for some place new.”
A young porn star with a very promising future. Known for her sweet personality as much as for her famous double-ds; Sanddy is also a hopeless romantic and is looking for her true love.
“With my body now all grown
And overblown By two big bags of silicone I turned into the girl you see today”
The main stud in the studio, Dr Johnny is incredibly cool and confident. He instantly takes a liking to Stefan and decides to be his mentor in the world of porn.
"I've got a Phd, It smells a bit like Brie And when this baby blows It’s like a power hose."
The show contains many small, dull and completely unmemorable characters that self-respecting actors usually go out of their way to avoid. The Miscellaneous Man plays them all.
“My role's kind of shit, A cough and a spit Some comic relief and that's it”
