SYNOPSIS

When young Stefan’s happy existence on the island of Malta is shattered by his fiancée’s slutty revelation, he goes off to America in search of a new life. What he finds is an exciting group of friends in an industry that takes some getting used to. Unless their latest movie turns out to be highly profitable, the studio will be shut down and so they all embark on a desperate musical adventure that has all the wide-eyed wonder of a Disney movie – but not for kids. Definitely not for kids.

The show includes such songs as ‘I’ve got a Phd’, ‘The Kind of Girl I am’, and ‘Many Ways to do it’. Here is a full run-down of all of them:

Act 1
Everyone in Malta is Related / So Young and yet so Slutty
America / In the Streets of LA
Sanddy (with a Double-D)
Welcome to the World of Porn
I’ve got a PhD
Do as I Say
Naked on a Sunday
Many Ways to do it
America (Reprise)
The Kind of Girl I am
This can’t be Good

Act 2
Sit Down, Shut Up, and Listen
Where the F*ck is Malta?
I’ll Stick to you like Herpes
I like him Anyway
Plight of the Miscellaneous Man
The Song where Everyone Bitches
The Last Shot
The Kind of Man I am (Reprise)
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